its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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