Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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