I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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