I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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