problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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