People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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