I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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