I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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