i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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