no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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