And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
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dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?