so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again