is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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