is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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