yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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