is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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