I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.