Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
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just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.