You can't special order awesome
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
30+ People Share Their Worst ‘Intimate Experience’ And They’re Traumatizing
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
25 Shocking High School Scandals You Won’t Believe Are True
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.