It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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