You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Randomize
