She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Come see our sink grown plant.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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