Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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