i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
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Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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