just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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