Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Randomize
