He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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