dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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