What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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