He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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