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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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