Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
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I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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