I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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