i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Randomize