We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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