you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i would punch a child for taco bell
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.