ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
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The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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