Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot