I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey