Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
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Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize