If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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