so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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