Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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As shirtless as possible
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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