remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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