actually, I'm a sock model
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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