I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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