Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
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Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
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