Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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