she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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