this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Michael Bay diarrhea
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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