If that was your dad, he is hot
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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