And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
