420 ftw
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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