We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Randomize
