I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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