Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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