yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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