I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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